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Better than universe is our INDIA Better than this world is our India Best among countries is our India Father and mother is our India Andhra, Arunachal, Assam, Bihar Good day. Hello. How you are? Chattisgarh, Goa, Gujarat, Haryana All salute you from Ghana to Montana Himachal, Jammu Kashmir, Jharkhand, Karnataka Your glory spreads from Osaka to Nebraska Kerala, Madhya, Maharashtra, Manipur You are the essence, you are the core Meghalaya, Mizoram, Nagaland, Orissa Cute Mala, Mubina, Manpreet, Melissa Punjab, Rajasthan, Sikkim, Tamilnadu Hindu, Muslims, Sikh, Christians so true Tripura, Uttar, Uttarakhand, West Bengal Diwali, Eid, Guruparb, Christmas et al Andaman Nicobar, Chandigarh, Dadra Nagar Hindi, Urdu, Punjabi, English sweet as sugar Daman Diu, Lakshadweep, Delhi, Puduchery Seasons - autumn, winter, spring, summer, rainy We are united in our diversity We are known for our humility Indians have reached infinity A nation known for its purity
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Is there a way out for them? Mired in negative thinking Being hard upon themselves Making it difficult for others Tension, stress, strain Less pleasure, more pain They have nothing to gain Except to drown In a sea of disdain Their goal is too far Life is too near They are beyond healing They achieve nothing Except what they dole out And are self destroyed In their own destructive criticism They know not what they do Restless pathetic existence May their souls rest in peace.
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BUSINESS, especially money Its jingle, to ears is honey Makes the day, dry to sunny Isn’t that something funny? MOVIES, especially actors Shahrukh, Hrithik, key factors Will go to them on tractors On this score, no detractors NATIONALISM, my country Can’t forget it even if we try For its welfare many do cry For it, selfless souls will die POLITICS, especially politics Biggest ‘actors’ with antics Bhaashan making workaholics Unaware of janata’s basics RELIGION, mainly religion It’s such an innocent pigeon Zealots make it dirty legion A year-round active season SPORTS, especially cricket Sachin, Sahwag’s wickets To watch them, buy tickets Find no space even on picket Anything else, my dear Indian? What makes or mar you, man? What breaks/ bond you, woman? Are we a clan or loose cannon?
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Keep Your Mouth OPEN! Whenever I become Alpen I will carry with me a ballpen Has class, does not cheapen With time my feelings deepen With time, all things enripen Don’t clam up, fry in frypan Don’t be surprised, gloppen With time, things do happen Don’t ever shut up, impen Be you in Egypt or Jappen Affirms on this Mr Koeppen Be confident and not lumpen I love eating marzipan Not as deadly as nitrospan I say, “Keep your mouth OPEN” Words are mightier from pen I am often quoted quippin When the time rightly ripen Let your words be sharpen Take it as advice, not token If close, let it remain unopen Don’t bitch, gossip like a vixen Smile, laughter is your weapon Makes you a vendor X/Open You know I am just yappin Saying I will tour city Zapopan
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Keep Your Mouth SHUT! Both the lips do abut There are no ifs and but This is the final cut For atheist and devout Don’t be greedy and englut Rules you should never flout This is my feeling of gut Live well in palace or hut In me, lot of creative input In poetic form it does jut I adore the bear king Knut Marvel at small, little Lilliput All are superior and not mutt I love munching on the nut Voracious writer, lot of output Love to play golf, short putt Warm garments made of Qiviut Life is great, not in rut They say, “Keep you mouth SHUT” I kinda do tut tut tut Let your mouth remain unshut It may make you leap, vaut Don’t ask how, where, what Work hard and you will exult Eat all – groundnut to yernut Live life full of fun and zest
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I Love My Cheese Food alone does appease Fresh breeze and also bees A foodie, I love my CHEESE Eating well keeps away disease I like life full of fun and ease No time to even look at fleas Love watching ducks and geese Doesn’t matter – her’s or his I go wherever affection is Be they Chinese or Japanese In prayer, I bend my knees Life is free, not on lease Life shouldn’t be one of misease Be it of nephew or of niece Be diabetes-free or use orinase Exercise daily, do as you please Be free, beyond squeeze and quiz All negativity, slowly release Achieve, go beyond seven seas I don’t mind being gently tease Lead healthy life, not of unease Mind your p’s and q’s and v’s Apple a day keeps away wheeze Doesn’t require any expertise Positive attitude gets a yeas Affirms for it even Mr Zeis
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What say you readers, ay! This is me, this is my bay To me, words are like clay They decay or make my day My life is a beautiful essay Words make me fly or fray They make me grey or gay As sun shines, I say hurray Nothing to identify - immunoassay With happy heart, I walk like jay All my friends, Kevin to Kay Have enjoyed wherever we lay Life has been good, if I may To life, I can never say nay It’s all fine. It’s all okay It’s all pleasure and play With no harbour, no quay Lots of hope and bright ray What more could I say It’s like fruits on a tray I am there from India to USA I am here to stay, not vacate It’s lovely. It’s my way As detailed as an X-ray I can always wave and say yay Right from Zanzibar to Zalau
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Life Is A Bitch Call it letter H or Aitch Means same, life is a bitch Neither Czar nor Czarevitch Quality of life gone to a ditch Dark supernatural eldritch Gives foul odour like a fitch What leads to human glitch? Why is there always a hitch? It is a lifelong ongoing itch There is nothing fair or just Odds and evens in a knitch From London to Lubavitch From Maggie to mad Mitch Trying to find their niche Vainly try to overstretch But sadly finding no pitch This is a vice, evil, quitch Be they poor or mega rich Rumour-mongers act as snitch Their tongues on a wild twitch Who can let it be unbewitch Climbing slowly like a vetch Not knowing where or which There is an entry but no exit Life sails on miserable yatch Humans being stewed, zoutch
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I am a girl. I don’t abet
I am lovely. You can bet
I have a cat. It hates cigarette
It is in my incalculable debt
I like kites, hawks, elanet
At times I fret and forget
What I want, I always get
Or I stir a nest of hornet
I am addicted to Internet
I text message at speed of jet
Vouches for it, my friend Kat
All liberties to her, I can let
Friends say I am a MAGNET
They are charmed into my net
Compare me to herb orchanet
Some consider me their pet
I am an open file quannet
Nothing in life I ever regret
In my ways, I am always set
To some, it seems a threat
There is no time to be upset
For my doggie, there is a vet
As it gets fever after it is wet
Like me, in its ways, it is exact
I haven’t met my match as yet
Although I advertised on ZDNet
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