On not getting married to Angelina:
“I have love in my life, a soul mate–absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it–hate mail from religious groups. Man, I resent people telling others how to live! It drives me mental! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angie and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone?”
On if one his kids turned out gay:
“Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled. I hope I teach my kids to be who they really are.”
On the secret grotto behind his pool’s waterfall:
“[It's] a great place for sex.”
You know where else is a great place to have sex with Angelina Jolie? ANYWHERE. If she asked me to do her in a cemetery, I’d be like “Wait. That wasn’t you in the coffin?” Because I’m an eager lover. Ladies?
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